Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Lines

Made my way to Springfield by way of public transportation, first by bus, then subway, walking a bit through the city, and finally Amtrak. What I inevitably noticed was that I was required to stand in and follow multiple lines throughout my journey.

What a common human experience nowadays, standing in line. This practice crosses all borders, socities, and cultures, its quite amazing. The funny thing is that the only person who knows where and why the line actually starts is the first person - everyone else just follows the line in front of them. I found myself proceeding from station to station, down unknown streets, though gates and doors without nary a thought or consideration of where the heck I was going. I merely went on autopilot and followed the line. Not only that, but very busy people were willing to wait in line and follow the accepted line rules most of the time. So many rushing around, and yet the lines generally stay single file and in order, even when it is a line of walkers. The grand exception to this observation is in car lines, as the motor vehicle's power emboldens people to defy convention and decency.

Lines also succomb to the effects of the human psyche, in a phenomenon dubbed line bunching by my good friend Jim. This strangness occurs when a line does not advance an inch yet the people in line shift and scoot closer together to simulate the feeling that they are actually getting closer to their goal. Are we that impatient to want to be closer to complete strangers for a fleeting moment of seeming relief? Of course we are, we're Americans!

K

Monday, June 2, 2008

Bathroom Humor


Of course I would not take a picture in the bathroom, but was at a rest stop today and saw something that was so dumb it was hilarious. After washing my hands, I proceeded to the nice air dryer and spotted old reliable, World Dryer. This machine has plagued me for years, with its low power hand drying capabilities. Anyone can spot this thing a mile away with its patented nozzle and totally distinguished logo and instructions.

Anyhoo, this particular dryer had some additional instructions written in marker: "Press button, catch bacon, eat bacon."

It took me a couple of glances to process this ridiculous attempt at humor, and when it finally hit me how stupidly obvious it was, I burst out loud into laughter.

Had it not been in a bathroom I would have taken the picture myself, but I do still have some idea of decency.

K